Keller jokes
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Why is Helen Keller's child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
Balalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
Helen Keller def faked it.
Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she. Did you see that one coming? Neither did she.
(She's blind and deaf)
Why did Helen Keller wear skin tight pants?
So you could read her lips.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.