HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Q: Why does Hellen Keller masturbate with only one hand? A: She moans with the other.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common? Both stare off into space
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh".
I wrote a book called Endless Love
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing Pin the tail on the donkey? Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration. They called the song “Helen Keller
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
I gave helen keller an oculus and airpods for her 12th birthday and she hated them and me.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): Wow, I didn't see that coming