Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
