Keller jokes
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.