Why did Hellen Keller's dog commit suicide? Well i wouldn't want to be name asdjasdjasdak either.
Why cant Hellen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
What's Hellen Keller call her dog?
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Q- How did Helen Keller get a concussion A-she kept on stepping on a rake
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids? A: She’s dead.
When Hellen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers? She was drunk.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
How does Hellen Keller meet men? She goes on blind dates.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.
when Helen Keller drives a car people call here Asian
POV: I made a blind joke. "That isn't funny, what if helen keller saw that?"
how do you kill Hellen Keller take her on a walk of a cliff.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls. Man: Ouch
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it an
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Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs.... But no doors
How do you punish Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet