How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
Keller Jokes
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
