Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
