Keller jokes
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.