POV: I made a blind joke. "That isn't funny, what if helen keller saw that?"
How does Hellen Keller meet men? She goes on blind dates.
How did Hellen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH
Why did Hellen Keller's dog commit suicide? Well i wouldn't want to be name asdjasdjasdak either.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why cant Hellen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl
What's Hellen Keller call her dog?
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Q- How did Helen Keller get a concussion A-she kept on stepping on a rake
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids? A: She’s dead.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs.... But no doors
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing Pin the tail on the donkey? Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration. They called the song “Helen Keller
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it an
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Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls. Man: Ouch
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.
