Keller jokes
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.