Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): Wow, I didn't see that coming
what is Helen Keller's favorite color //velcro
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard? Neither did she
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So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door....
What's Helen Kellers favourite colour? Corduroy.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree? Cause she always dropped them.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common? neither of them can see or hear their parents
when Helen Keller drives a car people call here Asian
How did hellen Keller know she went to hell? SHE DIDNT
Why did Helen Keller fail school she was bad at language
Did yo uhear about Hellen Keller falling down the well? She screamed her little fingers off
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
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Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom? Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers boyfriend like having sex with her? Cause she just lies there lime she's dead.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
I wrote this joke in the 1970s sometime in Denver, Co CAL - 2021 - Orlando, Fl
Q-How did Hellen Keller break her wrist?
A-Reading road signs
