Keller jokes
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
Who is Helen Keller?
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.