How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
