How did Helen Keller's parents punish her.
Stuck a plunger down the toilet
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
(1968)- Hellen Keller died didn’t you hear? No? Well neither did she..
what is Helen Keller's favorite color //velcro
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard? Neither did she
How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet
Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door....
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree? Cause she always dropped them.
What's Helen Kellers favourite colour? Corduroy.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common? neither of them can see or hear their parents
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
Answer; She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Why did Helen Keller fail school she was bad at language
How did hellen Keller know she went to hell? SHE DIDNT
Did yo uhear about Hellen Keller falling down the well? She screamed her little fingers off
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
Who was the meanest man in the world: He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom? Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers boyfriend like having sex with her? Cause she just lies there lime she's dead.
Why are Hellen Keller jokes so funny? Because she’s blind and deaf.
