Keller jokes
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.
She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.