Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
what is hellen keller's favorite color
velcro
Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it's first hair cut!
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it
why did helen keller wear skin tight pants?
so you could read her lips
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner
How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How'd she burn the other side? They called back
Why did Hellen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black