Keller jokes
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.