what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner
Helen Keller fell down a well she screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands
How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How'd she burn the other side? They called back
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Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
Why did helen keller's dog kill it's self? I would to if all I heard was daaaaaaah!
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens?
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet but she didn’t listen...
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
why were helen kellers hands crippled? From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it's first hair cut!
Two guys are on the playground one guys says too the other “did you know that Hellen Keller had a play ground in her backyard” the other guy said “no” the first guy says “neither did she
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
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Did you know hellen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? Neither did she
