Keller jokes

Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.

Heard the Helen Keller single? It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.

Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?

Her boyfriend was blind too.

Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?

She didn't see anything wrong with it.

How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.

Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.

Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.

Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

A: So she can moan with the other.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.