Keller jokes
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair.
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.
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Why can't Helen Keller drive?
because she's a woman.