Keller jokes
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
Helen Keller def faked it.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.