You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Helen Keller def faked it.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
