Keller jokes
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
The Yo Mama song to end all yo mama jokes.
If you know what song this is parodying, you get a cookie.
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
Yo mama so fat, she gotta bathe in Sea World.
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhhh, YO MAMA!
Oh woo ohhh, YO MAMA!
Yo mama so slow she took 9 months to get the joke.
Your own motheeer makes me giggle.
Her struggling to do taaaasks, see her belly wiggle.
HEY!
Yo mama so fat she on both sides o’the family.
Yo mama so inbred her own fam’ly tree
Looks like a spider web an’ yo mama so hairy
I thought it was King Kong I saw, that bitch is scary.
Yo mama so dumb a kid said “gimme a fag”
And in response she kidnapped Ricardo in a giant bag.
Yo mama so blind, she drove through puppies in a blunder
I swear I almost thought the driver was Stevie Wonder.
Yo mama so old, she’s nostalgic for the big bang.
Drier than Sahara, that crusty old thang.
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
Yo Mama so fat her picture still printing out.
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhhh, YO MAMA!
Oh woo ohhh, YO MAMA!
Yo mama so ugly I thought you had two dads.
MMMMMMM
ahhhhhh
ohhhohoh
Your own motheeer, your own motheeeeer’s pussy is tight.
It’s not too dryyy or weeet it’s just right.
Hey Mama!
I fucked her so hard, the bitch done passed out
but not before I creamed all over her and shout
“I’M FUCKING THESE MOMS ALL THE WAY TO HEAVEN!
Don’t care if she’s 20 or 77!
I’m doing all the moms all over the worl’
Even if they weren’t ‘riginally born a girl.
A pussy’s a pussy no matter who its from
Don’t care if that woman is smart or dumb!”
That’s the truth there, baby! Even if
yo mama too stupid to tell apart her own kid
or if she’s so fugly, she’s the reason why
Helen Keller, poor soul, went deaf and blind.
I want to fuck every MILF on Earth
it don’t matter how much her ass is worth
or if she’s so poor, coal on Christmas is a treasure
Would I fuck her anyway? It would be my pleasure.
My body count so high can’t nobody top me
She said, “I’ll call you Freddie Mercury cause I want you to rock me.”
I said, “aiight bet! Can’t nobody stop me!”
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
But yo mama still so poor Africans donate to her!
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.