What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Who is Helen Keller?
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
