Keller jokes
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.