Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Who is Helen Keller?
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨