Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
Why did every one suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
How to get a 1000 followers on instagram?
Run through africa with a bottle of water.
So you know The Lion King Do you remember Simba Well his dad is really strong and he walks really fast but Simba walks really slow So I told him to Mufasa
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest? Panda-monium!
What animal lies.A lion
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
to see who's hanging around.
what do cheetahs wear to work they can't change because cheetahs cant change there spots
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs
Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals, they are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit, they go in and the first man comes out with a peach, he is instructed to shove it in his ass and if he laughs he will be killed, he tries and dies, the second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same, when the two meet at the pearly gates the first man says, i had a peach, there fuzzy, you had a grape whats your excuse? "Well i was doing fine until I say jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
Did you hear about the monkeys that share a amazon account?They where prime mates
3 guys landed on a cannibal island. the Cannibal chef told them if you want to live to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to me and I will tell you what to do. so the first guy brings 10 apples and the chef said if you can shove all 10 of those in your ass without making a sound you can live. He was 3 apples in made a sound and they ate him. the second guy brought grapes. 9 grapes in and burs ted out laughing. The Cannibals ate him. then the first guy said why you laugh you were almost there. the other guy who had the grapes said I couldn't help it I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples.
Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”
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