"Julius Caesar" isneezer
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! ššš
Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"
Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.
The most famous line from Shakespeareās play Julius Caesar is āEt tu, Brute?ā
Why canāt he just speak plain English?
Julius's wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
āGuards! Seize her (Caesar)!ā
What is Julius Caesarās favorite food?
Roman noodles.
You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"
You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."
