Joseph jokes

What was Michael Joseph Jackson's final meal? Ten-year-old sausage and tiny meatballs, along with "milk." It did the dead king of pedophiles good.

What did Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile) say to Dirty Diana? "Dirty Diana, no!" What did Michael Joseph Jackson say to adult females? "Adult females, no!" The man did all the scandals to himself. What is the cure for Michael Joseph Jackson Fandom? Pepsi. It, along with milk, got rid of a dead predator. We antis win 🏆.

Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?

R. Kelly.

What did John Jay Smith say about Michael Joseph Jackson's death? NOTHING.

Why was Macaulay Culkin not bothered by Michael Joseph Jackson? He was left home alone.

What is one dream that Michael Joseph Jackson made come to life? He loved to say: "Somebody's watching me."

What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Mickey Mouse? Besides being a disease-carrying rodent, and one a dangerous pedophile, Mickey Mouse can still touch and go near kids.

Michael saw mommy kissing Santa Claus and asked her why she did that. Mommy said she was a good girl. Michael Joseph Jackson asked, "Can I be a good girl and kiss Santa Claus?" Mommy replied, "When you grow up to be a rich white woman." And now, we know the rest of the story.

What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Richard Pryor?

One was burned by Pepsi. The other burned by coke. Richard Pryor married and had kids, and Michael Joseph Jackson molested kids.

A little boy enters Michael Joseph Jackson's house with a doll, and Michael looks angrily at the boy. But the little boy says something that makes Michael jealous: "The girl is mine." Michael cries and asks the boy to leave. A child is saved, and more are, thanks to Conrad Murray and June 25th, dead pedophile day.

Where does Michael Joseph Jackson like to eat at?

A Del-he-he.

Why did Michael Joseph Jackson cross the road? To get away from the parents of the boys who stayed in his house, and to go to a store where boys' underwear was 1/2 off.

What do you call the heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson?

Jeffrey Epstein.

President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.

Oh well, that's politics.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."

What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?

The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.

What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?

"Give in to me-hee-he!"

Why did Michael Joseph Jackson dangle the baby over the balcony? He wanted to air out the blanket.

Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?

Because of all the boys he'll see.

What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.