Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country? A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Germany: As long as America stay out of the war we should win. Japan: *bombing pearl harbour* Cowabunga It Is!!
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever? A: Hiroshima Japan 1946
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Apparently describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
