Japan jokes
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.
I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????
Nope. I'm moving to Japan.
KONNICHIWA
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.