America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.
I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????
Nope. I'm moving to Japan.
KONNICHIWA
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
