Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
what do micheal jackson and a plastic bag have in common
they both are plastic and like kids
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar? Milk-hee-hee way
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little weiners
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit? Hee-Heegypt
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
