Jackson jokes
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.