What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean? Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
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What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
what is michael jackson's chemical? the HE-HE-lium.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
