it's jokes
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.