it's jokes
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course it can, a house can't jump.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?