it's jokes
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
I hate double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course it can, a house can't jump.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."