it's jokes

What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?

"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."

What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.

What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.

Kid: Licks money.

Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.

Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?

So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.

I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!

Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...

What is the difference between a human and a magic house?

To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.

What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂

I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.

What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?

What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?

What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?

I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.

What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?

What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!

What is the oldest animal in the world?

A zebra—it is black and white.

What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?

I yam.