IT jokes
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.