IT jokes

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!

Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?

The white one actually did it!

Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.

Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.

I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.

It's really funny, read through everything slowly.

Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.

I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."

You guys know BeReal?

BeReal? More like cereal.

Get it? BeReal = cereal.

So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."

Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."

Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.

Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.