IT jokes
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence." Anybody relate?
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.