Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, lets just hugg it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
I told my dad is was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
My penis was in the Guinness book of world records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
how do you pet a psychopaths cat?
you get it out of the microwave
Person 1: stop making suicidal jokes!? Person 2: okay okay, I’ll cut it out. Person 1: really? Person 2: their not even that deep.
emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out
What do lezbians do when they have a problem, they finger it out.
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes so I said I’ll cut it out
A woman comes to the doctors an says ‘doctor, I think I have cancer’ the doctor checks it out ‘it’s all in your head’ the doctor says ‘phew’ said the woman, ‘a bunch of tumors, all in your head’
i got jealous of the zebras, sorry i’ll cut it out, i wanted to practice for my med school test
friend:stop w the sh jokes there not funny me: its not that deep. ill cut it out
My cock was in the book of world records... The librarian told me to take it out
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out
After a suicide joke say Dont leave me hanging or i’ll cut it out
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"
so, a few hours ago my friend said i need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes...like...it's really not that deep?
How do you fit a baby in a bowl... a blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”
