Invisibility jokes

"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."

"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.

He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.

He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.

Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"

The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."

Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Well, neither did she!

Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?

Because it was in da skies.

Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.

Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"

I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.

Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.

This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.

But I realized I can't see him. LOL!

How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.