Invisibility jokes
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.
He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.
He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.
Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"
The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.