Invisibility jokes
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.
He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.
He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.
Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"
The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well, neither did she!
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life