Interpersonal relationship jokes

Yo, sis, come here.

Sis: What?

Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?

Sis: Yup.

Me: Can I go?

Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.

Me: I love you.

Yo mom!

My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.

A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.

And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.

And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.

Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.

Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Her: Awww... Yes!!!

Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.

Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. 😂 Loser!

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.

It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?

Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

A. Ask your mother.

Student: Why does everyone hate me?

Another student: Because U got the A last night.

I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?

A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, "Dad, how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big dick?"

Her father replied, "Honey, you should have watched me last night. It was inside my mouth. Does it cycle now?"