Interpersonal relationship jokes
A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, "Dad, how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big dick?"
Her father replied, "Honey, you should have watched me last night. It was inside my mouth. Does it cycle now?"
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
Yo mom!
Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. 😂 Loser!
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.
A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.
A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.
Community talk
I started dating someone but im scared and worried he'll leave me 😭
miranda i don't understand
Sometimes i wonder if my friend hates me tho ive been for him thru a lto yte that friend bene with a new feindgroup and i fele like the kid sometimes jsut doesnt caree for me no morre the kid git siad that there aint no reason to not be my friend yet he barely talks to me even tho ive known him closely literally just one minute of conversating with me would make me happy yet he doesnt say shit. he mainly just talks to mutual friend and thats it now.