Newest Internet Jokes - Page 3

Always trust strangers

I
love you
What've you
got for me?
INTERNET
I'll take
all of it.

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little
bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the
Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids
on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am
trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire
US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another
target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of
which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my
fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that
shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we
speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across
the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better
prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the
pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead,
kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over
seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I
have access to the entire arsenal of the United States
Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your
miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If
only you could have known what unholy retribution your
little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you,
maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you
couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you
goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown
in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Twitter just blew my mind i was havin a blast until i ened the stream with a bang

Why couldn’t the underaged orphan get on an adult only website. Because you need your parents consent.

ayo whos online:')

Why don’t spiders go back to school?

Because they learn everything on the web.

Why did he quit the internet? People kept on (rick) rolling him

what does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home

What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?

“Last night i had a meme”

What is the email password of a black person? watermelon

if you say slay in my coments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in

he is to fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.

What is the Diffrence between Twitter and this Website?

Theres no diffrence

Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet cuz she is worldwide

Holy fucking shit Addison watersharky Gwen and all of you other cringelords I swear to god I I hear one more thing about “please be kind no bullying on the internet” I will actually shoot my local school. You may not know since you are only 8yrs old or whatever but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your “please be kind “messages to yourselves