Diffrence jokes
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.