What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.
what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
What's the diffrence between a piano,a pot of glue and a tuna fish? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew youd get stuck there
Why cant orphans play baseball cause theres no home.
What is the diffrence between a apple tray and a orphan the apples get picked.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
What is the diffrence between a bag of chips and a gun...
If you pull one of them suddenly everybody wants to be your friend
Whats the diffrence betwwen an apple and a orphan? Apes get picked
