Diffrence jokes
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.
what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.