Diffrence

Diffrence Jokes

Dad

What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.

Dad

what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.

Emo

What's the difference between an apple and emos?

They both hang on trees.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

At least one of them gets picked.

Hairline

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

Car

What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?

Only one gets fuel.

Family

What's the difference between friends and family?

One is actually real.

Orphan

What is the difference between an American and an orphan?

They don't have a home to get their guns.

Hooker

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

Nazi

What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?

The blond survived.

Difference

What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?

Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.

Glue

What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What about the glue?

I knew you'd get stuck there.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.

What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.

Gun

What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?

If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.