Interment jokes

How did the nut study for its test?

It used the inter-nut.

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.

Why do bugs hate the internet?

Because they always get caught.

Get it? Inter-net?

If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?

A European.

You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.

Setting: Funeral Home

Customer: Yes, I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation, but I feel that's silly to ask.

Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over here at a discounted 75 percent off.

Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?

Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.

Customer: Okay?

Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.

By: MiniMemorials.com

Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.

At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.

So I went to my friend's funeral today. As we were all leaving, a kid put a "get well soon" card next to my friend's grave. 'Poor kid'.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

An interrupting cow.

And inter-moo!