Interment jokes
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
Cremation,
The last chance for a smoking hot body.
At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.
My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.