Knock knock Who’s there An interrupting cow And inter-moo
If you inter the bathroom as a american and leave the bathroom as american what are you in the bathroom? A European
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
What's black, white, and red all over? The inter-racial abortion.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?