Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
