Interior Design jokes

I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.

I don't like consistency. Last night, I spent three hours looking at a room and thinking, "I need a flower pot here, and the couch should be on the right." Eventually, the police arrived and led me away from my neighbor's window.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw the baby.

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?

What do renovators and lesbians have in common?

They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.