Interior Design jokes

I don't like consistency. Last night, I spent three hours looking at a room and thinking, "I need a flower pot here, and the couch should be on the right." Eventually, the police arrived and led me away from my neighbor's window.

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?

What do renovators and lesbians have in common?

They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw the baby.

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...

Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!

How to decorate a wall:

Strip off the paper and original plaster.

Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.

Paint it (if you want).

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.

I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.