Interior Design memes

I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.

I don't like consistency. Last night, I spent three hours looking at a room and thinking, "I need a flower pot here, and the couch should be on the right." Eventually, the police arrived and led me away from my neighbor's window.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw the baby.