Interior Design jokes

What do renovators and lesbians have in common?

They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.

I don't like consistency. Last night, I spent three hours looking at a room and thinking, "I need a flower pot here, and the couch should be on the right." Eventually, the police arrived and led me away from my neighbor's window.

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?

I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw the baby.