What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
man asks a women: Are you a school? women: No why? man: Oh i wanted to shoot my kid inside of you.
What’s the darkest point in the universe? The inside of a KFC
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On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P
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are you bleach? bc i want you inside of me
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Hey girl do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
Why did the polack locked himself out of his car? Because his keys were inside of the ignition
are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter? You can shit a load inside of a prostitute but if you try it in a shelter you get arrested.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion? I've never seen the inside of a mansion
Have you seen the inside of Ford's theatre it will blow your mind~abraham Lincoln
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Your forehead looks like the inside of a malteser
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? These a great singer inside of you
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more
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Your so much like a marshmallow, your so squishy and sticky and everyone puts their sticks inside of u
