What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)
On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
🤔 ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe 🙏 sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their 👄 👄 👄 mouths and then they perform fellatio on them
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? These a great singer inside of you
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
