What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)
On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
🤔 ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe 🙏 sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their 👄 👄 👄 mouths and then they perform fellatio on them
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
