Your so much like a marshmallow, your so squishy and sticky and everyone puts their sticks inside of u
Why do catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the catholic church? Because there are Glory Holes π³ inside of the confessional booths
Want to know what juice wrld would do if he was alive today. frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Are you a school? Cause i wanna shoot some kids inside of you
what do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common? They both are thinking βShit! Mom is gonna kill me!β
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know ask your wife
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room? Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife then you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there
Yo Mama so fat she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, itβs a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard
But itβs a hearty meal
have you seen the inside of helen kellers houses she has
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why are cheetahs the best animals? The cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world. They can reach a top speed of around 113 km per hour. A cheetah can accelerate from 0 to 113 km in just a few seconds. Cheetahs are extremely fast however they tire quickly and can only keep up their top speed for a few minutes before they are too tired to continue. Cheetahs are smaller than other members of the big cat family, weighing only 45 β 60 kilograms. One way to always recognise a cheetah is by the long, black lines which run from the inside of each eye to the mouth. These are usually called βtear linesβ and scientists believe they help protect the cheetahβs eyes from the harsh sun and help them to see long distances. Cheetahs are the only big cat that cannot roar. They can purr though and usually purr most loudly when they are grooming or sitting near other cheetahs. While lions and leopards usually do their hunting at night, cheetahs hunt for food during the day. A cheetah has amazing eyesight during the day and can spot prey from 5 km away. Cheetahs cannot climb trees and have poor night vision. With their light body weight and blunt claws, cheetahs are not well designed to protect themselves or their prey. When a larger or more aggressive animal approaches a cheetah in the wild, it will give up its catch to avoid a fight. Cheetahs only need to drink once every three to four days.
Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day. Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first. Are you a microwave? Because Iβm trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am. Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet. Are you makeup? Cause Iβd spend hours doing you. Are you a guitar? Because Iβd love to hear the noises you make when I play with you. Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down. Most restaurants are closed at night.. but your legs arenβt. Iβm not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out. Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight. Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall. I donβt know whatβs gotten into me lately... but I hope itβs you. Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream. Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you. Do you sing in the shower? Because if so I need a private ticket of your concert. Are your legs the twin towers? Because Iβll bomb whatβs in between. Are you a blanket? Because your on top of me every night. Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7. Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream. Iβm so jealous of your heart right now because itβs pounding inside of you and Iβm not. Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down. Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up. Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
Her husband prepares them l a romantic dinner. The wife tells her husband about her desire for it. The husband was clueless about such acts. So, the wife tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay underneath her naked in the reverse missionary position. She starts thrusting with his meat inside of her and starts waiting for him to thrust along with her thrusts. However, the husband didnβt know what to do, so he just laid there. Suddenly the wife had an urge to pee, but held it in because her husbandβs joystick was right inside her. She loses control after a while and lets one drip out. The wife apologizes profusely and continues thrusting her husband. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another drip of urine run down the husbandβs schlong to his pelvis. The husband throws the wife from the couch, gets up, and says,
βHoney if you think Iβll be screwed by you for more of that, youβre out of youβre mind.β
