New Initial Jokes

What does the initials MAD stand for? Mothers Against Democrats

What do the initials FEMA stand for?

Federal Erection Management Agency.

What does the initials CIA stand for? Central Intelligence of Assholes

What do the initials FBI stand for?

Federal Bureau of Idiots.

What does the initials UAW stand for? United Awesome Whores

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My initials are K.M.C.

Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".

Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.

I’m writing an autobiography.

What do the initials POOP stand for?

Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?

Family.

17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved they quickly resolved the threat.

A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.

Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"

Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."

Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"

Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.

why do orphan love mcdonalds

because the initials is like mother and father

What do the initials ACLU stand for?

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American Communist Lawyers Union.

Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.

This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."