Infection jokes
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
Recently, I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker downtown in Manhattan, New York, thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
What is a lot?
Syphilis.