Infection

Infection Jokes

Yeast infection

Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.

Atom

"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."

Kid

How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?

It's only got 10 hours to live.

Leper

How come lepers don't play cards?

Well, if they lose a couple of hands...

Bitch

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

Woman

What's the difference between a plane and a woman?

At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.

Bitch

So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

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  • Infidelity

    Recently, I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker downtown in Manhattan, New York, thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.

    Doctor

    Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."

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