What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Hello I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are sating to get rid of them but we say NO. If you want to join comment and say. #SaveOrphanJokes
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
If the teachers tells you stand up if your not gay and there’s that one kid in the wheelchair
STOP MAKING AUTISM JOKES CALLING US "RETARDS". IT IS NOT COOL.
"Hi Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?" " Oh, Johnny you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs." "I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
what do you call a person with a a in there in autisim
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people? Seasoned vegetables.
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."
