Your mom is pregnant and your the father.
What’s the best part about plowing your cousin?
-It makes your sister jealous
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
I would name my daughter awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
How do you circumcise a hill billy....... Kick his sister in the jaw
I fucc mi brother
your mom