Implied jokes

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.

I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.

Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.

You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.

What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?

Libertarian Party.

How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.

The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".

Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.

Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.