Imagination Jokes

Imagine Africans during solar eclipse...

Imagine Michael Jackson having kids ? Would come out Black or white or plastic 😂

A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."

what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes

openheimer

next time u see a Brit, go up to them and say:

Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston'

I know the voices in my head aren't real but man so they have some good ideas

Imagine Steven hawkings was the real slim shady but could not stand up

imagine the russians showing up late to the 1917 revoloution with a tsarbucks in hand. they were late so I guess they weren't russian. They were probaly stalin.

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Girlfriend: "would still you love me if i was a figment of your imagination" my schizophrenic ass: of course i would

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Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of jeff bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you and the mcdonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"

Happy land for kids Hello guys imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want with out parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call "Happy world for kids". Leave a comment telling me what it be called! enjoy! :)

Me:U know the show called imagine dragon Friends:no what is it Me:imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth

have you heard of imagine dragons (the band), imagine dragging these nuts across your face

When I was little I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people..until I turned 7 I realized that it was just people doing voices..sad isnt it