Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.

Q: why did billy drop his ice cream cone A: he as turrets

Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Knock knock…Who’s there… Not the little boy

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

Because he got hit by a bus!

I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment Icecreamed

What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”

“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”

“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”

“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

Ice Cream Is Just Like I Scream.

Me:Why did the bus drop his ice cream? Sanity to live: I don’t know? Me:He was run over by Timmy!!! Sanity to live?dies Me:At edge of bridge wow sweat view Sanity to live:resurrected Narrator: sometimes a bridge is all you need… (sponsored by jumping bridges)

a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home

Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

stephen hawking, more like ice cream

why did jimmy drop his ice cream

Because he was dead

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone

He got ran over by a bus

Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.

A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream, the man asks do you want sauce on it? The downs kid says It doesn’t matter I’m going to drop it anyway 😂😂😂

What’s worse than dropping your ice cream ?

The Holocoust

Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?

Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

why did the cow go to space

to get ice cream