What happened when you put your penis in? You start cUUuuUuuUMmMmiIiNnnGgG

why did sally drop her ice cream? cause she has no arms

A teacher asks a boy in her class “If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?” The boy responds with “None.” The teacher asks why. “They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot.” The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher “3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?” The teacher says “The one sucking it.” The boy says “No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think.”

Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?

A: he got shot

Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.

Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

A: She got hit by a bus

Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.

Q: why did billy drop his ice cream cone A: he as turrets

Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Knock knock…Who’s there… Not the little boy

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

Because he got hit by a bus!

I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment Icecreamed

What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”

“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”

“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”

“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

Ice Cream Is Just Like I Scream.

Me:Why did the bus drop his ice cream? Sanity to live: I don’t know? Me:He was run over by Timmy!!! Sanity to live?dies Me:At edge of bridge wow sweat view Sanity to live:resurrected Narrator: sometimes a bridge is all you need… (sponsored by jumping bridges)

a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home

Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

stephen hawking, more like ice cream

why did jimmy drop his ice cream

Because he was dead

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