Why are skinny. People skinny? Because he Don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell-bone of the human.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone Catastrophe
THE REASON WHY WOMEN HAVE SUFFERED LONGER THEN MEN IS BECAUSE MEN ARE USING WOMEN AND ABUSING THEM AS TOOLS AND PROPERTY WHICH THEY AREN’T DURING WWll WOMEN WERE USED EVERYDAY BY EVIL MEN FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEIR WIVES AND MUSILM WOMEN ARE BEING RAPED, WOMEN CHILDREN ARW BEING RAPED EVERYDAY WHILE YOU FUCKING TURDS OF HUMAN SHIT ARE MAKING JOKES OF ISSUES THAT NEED TO STOP SO STO WITH THE HOMOPHOBIA, ISLAMPHOBIA, BIPHOBIA AND ALL THE OTHER PHOBIAS MAKE SEXUAL HARASSMENT, ASSAULT AND RAPE VICTIMS VOICES HEARD WE WILL NOT STAY SILENT BECAUSE OF THIS SHITTY APP! ALSO GOD CREATED WOMEN EQUALY AS MEN DO NOT MISTREAT YOUE SISTERS, MOTHERS, AUNGS, MOTHER IN LAWS HOPE ALL YOU RAPISTS SEXUAL ABUSERS, SEXUAL ASSAULTERS ROT IN HELL WHERE YOU DESERVE TO BE NOT IN THIS COUNTRY OR ANY OTHER PLACE HELL IS WHERE YOU BELONG 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard
What it the toughest part of the human body? Anal hair, all shit that they go through.
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? HUMANS OBVIOUSLY.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
how do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
same way as pro aborts, by saying "my body, my choice"
im a human syke im pickle rick
why humans hate aliens because fortnite took them out of the game and i want aliens back in fortnte
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans
A man walks into a bar the man says why the human face It’s not funny At All
yo mama so ugly that when she went through a face id it didn't think she was human
What do you call a protest that gets crowded
Human trafficking
Why don't humans eat raw meat, because they use technology to cry about raw meet is good, go and leave bro, I'm going to ear sushi
Women be like if men are gone earth would be a better place, forgets women help to create war,weapons,animal and human cruelty and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
What do you call New York City? A human Zoo
Yo mama's so fat that jane goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being
