The pie tasted weird today. Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie WITH human flesh from C town.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none you can eat both.
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
I like my humans like I like my chicken................Fully cooked
What did god say when he made the black human? Oh no i burnt another one
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey
is that a person over there Na its jesus
If batman is half bat and half human how was he made.
"He wasn't because u can't f*ck a bat"
Once there was a woman who had a husband and a dog, the husband dies. The dog would always sleep under the bed and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down and the dog would like it to say she/he was alright. One night it was thunder storming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does he/she likes her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap. But the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can like too", in the dogs blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
