Howe jokes
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇
👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D
If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
How long does it take a baby to cook in the microwave?
I don't know. I close my eyes when I masturbate.
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
Memes
How Chiefs are presented in Comics:
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?
How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?
At least 13 because my basement is still dark.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.