Howe jokes
Hi, how are you doing today?
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Memes
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!