Howe jokes
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Memes
Like mf how tf am I supposed to talk when my mouth is wide tf open
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason Iâm "bonely" is because you guys donât find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get peopleâs attention, but "tibia" honest I canât be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesnât really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.