When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
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