What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns? Haaaaaaay
So about a year ago I was riding a horse and out of no where the horse tried to flip me off it and I fell off I would have been OK but my foot got stuck in the stirrup the horse dragged me along and didn't stop. I would have died if it weren't for the Walmart manger who came out and unplugged the horse.
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say 'Thank God' and to stop the horse, to say ' Hallelujah'. The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled hallelujah and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said 'Thank God".
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I donât remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, âDonât you thick heâs CHICKENing out?â I said, âyeah, just stop HORSING around!â He came back with one and I ended it by saying, âOk, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]â Welp thatâs it.
Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach? Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
chuck norris dosen't ride horses Horses ride him