Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Trampled Ex
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Explanation
The humor comes from the dark irony of the situation. The speaker's ex-partner is tragically killed by horses, and the speaker's main concern is that they lost their job as a horse trainer, making the death seem like a minor inconvenience or even a positive event for the speaker. The casual tone makes the situation even funnier.
Nene
Oh wow. I didn't expect that to be you. Why did you do it