As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life changed when I found out she was under the horse.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you brainless wonder. You probably still think the earth is flat. This joke plays on a kid's simple understanding of "horse riding", which normally means riding ON the horse. Then there is a twist where it turns out the mom is "under" the horse...probably dead. You see, the punchline twists the expectations. Get it now, dumb dumb?
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youshould oof said changed but otherwise great
Bea
I do ride horses but not jokes.
Uncle Gary
Mr Hands...
Big one
She loves the horse dick eh