Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Home Jokes
I did a walk today, but I had a walk home from a walk. Walk today, but it when.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump’s wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him.
The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes, but he wasn’t really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump’s friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump’s friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, “Aww, I’m lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!”
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?
I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
