Hold up jokes

Roman

Anonymous · 12 years ago

A Roman walks into a bar.

He holds up two fingers and says, "Give me five beers."

Funeral

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Me seeing a little girl crying

The image shows a text conversation where a person sees a little girl crying near a grave and asks what's wrong. The girl replies that no one came to her funeral. Below the text there's a black and white photo of a young man with his eyes wide open. There is a text at the bottom of the image saying "Hold up".

Slave

help me please im being abused · 2 years ago

The image shows a Google search bar with the word "slaves" typed in and the "Shopping" tab is highlighted. Below this is an image of the Vault Boy from the game series Fallout looking confused and with the text "hold up" above his head.

Something

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

me rn : hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right

The image shows a calculation. 9 + 1 + 1 is displayed with the result below. The result of the calculation is given as 911.

Self-control

Chri5 · 3 years ago

This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.

A text message conversation shows one person stating, "I stopped a woman getting kidnapped today." The other person replies, "Really?! How?" and the response is "Self control". Below the text is a drawing of a man with an open-mouthed, surprised expression with his arms outstretched, palms up and the caption says "hold up."

Hold up memes

Community talk

UwU_Bree

Poll · 1 month ago

How is everyone holding up this time of year?

And do you want to talk abt it? (Completely alright if no!)

RapBoat

8 months ago

Aye hold up RAPBOAT clockin in real quick, rated R for Rap the way this shit just hit like a 360 no scope to the dome, new album soon?? Perhaps

Alrrrrrrr, since it's summer and I'm tryna work on myself, I'm gonna see y'all in 3 months, or maybe.... never?? Who knows. Might occasionally pop in here and there just to see how the site's holding up but I won't rlly say nun. On that note, I hope y'all don't do sum dumb shit, and I hope you guys enjoy your summer break. Ciao!

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