Hockey Player

Hockey Player Jokes

Hipster

What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?

A hockey player showers.

Pad

What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?

They both only change their pads after every third period!

Predator

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!

Difference

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?

A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.

Hippie chick

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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