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Hockey Player jokes

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What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.

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    • What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?

    They both only change their pads after every third period!

    A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

    They're all Predators!

    What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?

    A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.

    What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.