Hockey Player jokes
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.